1. 02:55 30th Jul 2014

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    Reblogged from colorguardskank

    Plays: 214,519

    pheromonerain:

    Just wait for it.

    IM GONNA DIE

    (Source: noneuclidean)

     
  2. tonight I was at a bar and once I made out with a friend who was guest bar tending
    my tab was $20
    my roommate got the exact same drinks as me and his tab was $55

    SO MORAL OF THE STORY IS IM GOOD AT KISSING EVERYONE PUT UR FACE ON MINE

     
  3. heteroiero:

    people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

    (Source: luceum)

     
  4. the amazing thing about america is that when two parents have a child, neither of them has a legal responsibility to pay for the child’s college.

    until the parents get divorced.

    then that shit is in writing.

     
  5. 00:21

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    Reblogged from fuckbb16

    Tags: STOPPPPPPbig brother

    1. julius caesar: et tu, brute?
    2. brutus: julius, oh julius...you know so much about rome, and you look super cute in your toga…like a true roman general. well, you fruit loop dingus, i bet you didn’t see this coming.
     
  6. 00:15

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    Reblogged from missbankheadisbored

    Tags: judy garland

    image: Download

    missshowbusiness:

Judy Garland

    missshowbusiness:

    Judy Garland

     
  7. 00:09

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    Reblogged from headmistressmcgonagall

    Tags: samehillary 2016

    (Source: ibaaad)

     
  8. 00:08

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    Reblogged from picture-perfect-pheromones

    thottweiler:

    i keep my phone on at all times just in case nev and max calls because someone done used my selfies

    (Source: nidaleefanclub)

     
  9. winchestersarrow:

    Random celebrity crushes — Natasha Lyonne

    “Sometimes the things that come out of my mouth are mortifying.”

     
  10. 02:29

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    Reblogged from colorguardskank

    (Source: imasailorscout)