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    I’m so fuckin stupid sometimes

    I’m so fuckin stupid sometimes

     
  2. (Source: humortrain)

     
  3. we thoroughly searched the entire apartment and have absolutely no idea how the mouse got it or where it went so now I guess I’m never sleeping again and spending the rest of my life trying not to step on mouse traps

     
  4. 01:26

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    Reblogged from picture-perfect-pheromones

    castiel-is-wonderful:

    sionainnlindsay:

    castiel-is-wonderful:

    WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

    IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

    LIKE BELONGING TO MR

    OMG

    Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

    This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

    (Source: khaleeesii)

     
  5. 16:10 20th Oct 2014

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    THERE’S A FUCKIN MOUSE IN MY APARTMENT AND I’M NOT HOME AND NEED A PLACE TO STAY TONIGHT BECAUSE I DON’T FUCK WITH RODENTS

     
  6. I nominated a bunch of my friends for homecoming as a joke and then someone went and nominated me as a joke and homecoming in college is already a joke so basically homecoming is just one big joke.

     
  7. matt left for an hour and just came home stoned as fuck and he’s playing back recordings he made on his phone in the park of songs he wrote while he ate taco bell and this one song just was “ring ring ring went the tel-e-phone!” over and over and over I’m murdering this kid tonight

     
  8. 03:33

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    Reblogged from fuckbb16

    Tags: I just screamed it's 3:30 omfgbig brother

    wir-sind-alle-freaksss:

    when your best friend is having a good time with someone else

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  9. 03:27

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    Reblogged from namastetoyoutoo

    Tags: AWWWWsutton foster

    kellliohara:

    "Hi I’m Ted"

    "and I’m Sutton"

    "and we’re getting married"

    "we are?!"

     
  10. cuntsman-sniper:

    teddytrumpet:

    septetteforaspookyprincess:

    when you accidentally step on a bee

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    Omfg

    i don’t speak musician somebody translate this please