1. I was studying abroad in Spain and he was supposed to visit me there and he told me to meet him at this McDonald’s at 2pm and I waited for five fucking hours and he never showed up and I was like, ‘That’s it. That crossdressing piece of shit is out of my life’.

    And then he called on whatever this phone was in the place I was staying at and I started to give it to him and he was like ‘Why don’t you hold up a sec bitch, cuz I’m in jail.’ and I was like ‘What!’

    He’s like ‘I am in Moroccan prison right now, you are my only phone call, so stop being such a bitch’ and I was like ‘Okay, what?’ So yeah, he had like had some passport issues and wound up in prison for a couple days

     
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    sean-cody-calafiore:

    please let Christine go home this week. 
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  5. 01:59

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    Tags: AAAAAHSUTTON FOSTER!!!!!

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    laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

    laina:

    laina:

    laina:

    this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

    he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

    update: I banged him

     
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  9. 21:24 27th Aug 2014

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    Tags: REF!!!!

    beahbeah:

    this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

     
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    lizdexia:

    bikinipowerbottom:

    tommytv:

    thugmissus:

    queen

    ultimate ice bucket challenge aesthetic. 

    For those of you who cant understand: “Hi I’m Donatella Fversace. Excepted the ice bucke shallenge and uh I nominate Perdon Bolfnsdkgl, Fa Rell, en Priss. Em no jus here to fruin my meku please nonate to AF’sL. No fect AHHHVHSDFDSHF”

    Is this not just a Maya Rudolph sketch? Where’s Horatio as Elton John? Oh my god this is incredible. Peak Donatella.